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<h1 style="text-align: center;">2 Italian men get on a bus ...</h1> <h2> </h2> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." </span></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <h1 style="text-align: center;"> requisite ... animated conversations jokes</h1> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">> What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">A speech impediment</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">> How do you stop an Italian from cursing? </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Cut off both his arms.</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">> What do you call an Italian with no arms?</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Mute.</span></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <h1 style="text-align: center;">the italian man who went to malta</h1> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0</a><br /></span></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <h1 style="text-align: center;">Two Italians see a man wearing a turban</h1> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Two Italians see a man wearing a turban while walking down the street.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">"Looka that fellow there. Is he a Sikh?"</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">"I dunno, maybe he's-a gotta headache."</span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <h1 style="text-align: center;">Two Italians are sitting on the shore watching the fleet come in </h1> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Two Italians are sitting on the shore watching the fleet come in. They spot a submarine and one turns to the other and says: "Hey Mario, is that a U-boat?" And Mario replies: "No, That'sa nota my boat!"</span></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p> </p> <h2>[REFERENCE]</h2> <ol> <li>] <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2c2957/two_italian_men_get_on_a_bus/" target="_blank">http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2c2957/two_italian_men_get_on_a_bus/</a> </li> </ol> <p> </p> <p> </p>