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<h1 style="text-align: center;">The return of Jesus ...</h1>
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"A priest was driving home from mass one Sunday when out of nowhere, he saw a brilliant white light. From that light, a spaceship emerged and landed in a near-by field. He stopped his car and walked towards the craft, and three small gray men walked out of it.
'Greetings! We must have taken a wrong turn... We're looking for a leader of this world. Can you help us?'
The priest, still stunned, replied 'I am a leader of sorts. A leader of my flock. But I'm sure that's not what you're looking for.'
The gray men were fascinated with his outfit and started asking him questions about it. So he sat with them and explained that he follows a religion called Christianity and all about Jesus.
'Jesus?? Oh yeah! We know that guy! We love him! He comes by and visits us every few years. Really nice guy. Makes one hell of a cabinet.'
The priest was in shock! 'What do you mean he visits every few years?! We've been waiting for his second coming for over 2000 years! How is it he makes regular visits to you, but has seemingly abandoned us?'
'Well, we baked him a cake when he first came by, what did you guys do?' "
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<h2>[REFERENCE]</h2>
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<li>] # # - <a href="/view/chapters?id=164" target="_blank">book of humour</a> - <a href="/view/article?id=1356" target="_blank">table of contents</a></li>
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