They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
> What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
> How do you stop an Italian from cursing?
Cut off both his arms.
> What do you call an Italian with no arms?
Mute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0
Two Italians see a man wearing a turban while walking down the street.
"Looka that fellow there. Is he a Sikh?"
"I dunno, maybe he's-a gotta headache."
Two Italians are sitting on the shore watching the fleet come in. They spot a submarine and one turns to the other and says: "Hey Mario, is that a U-boat?" And Mario replies: "No, That'sa nota my boat!"
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